1) Do you have air conditioning?

Absolutely. I couldn’t imagine living in the southern US without a/c. In fact, I didn’t even know they built cars and houses without a/c until I moved to Colorado. I was stunned!

2) Does anyone like swimming?

We all like it very much and were on a swim team until we were about 18 or so. We haven’t gone swimming in years, though.

3) Is it raining right now?

No, but we had a marvelous overwhelming thunderstorm last night, with lightning and sheets of rain.

4) Is the body wearing shoes?

Yes - cheapy thongs from Target. I notice that we need a pedicure rather desperately.

5) Is anyone drinking anything right now?

Diet Pepsi. Nummy.